THEME: Food, Meals, and Dishware.

GUYS, I TRIED TO EDIT THIS BUT THERE'S NO POINT--IT IS OUT OF COINTREAU!!!!!


Chelsea says:
lunchback of notre dame
Michelle says:
lunch and judy
Chelsea says:
lunching an aircraft into outerspace
Michelle says:
heart a-snack
Michelle says:
snack you upside the head, boy
Chelsea says:
cherry lip-snacker
Chelsea says:
lunching a missile
Michelle says:
You've lost weight, you look dinner than ever
Chelsea says:
ah! good, meals in general---or should i say GENERAL MEALS
Michelle says:
I smeal something good
Chelsea says:
meal gibson
Michelle says:
you look like a mealion dollars
Chelsea says:
meallow yellow
Chelsea says:
i just installed a dinner lightswitch, so i can have mood lighting
Chelsea says:
Breakfast, Cheap and Out of Control
Michelle says:
Break-fast!!! You're going to hit that man!!
Chelsea says:
Desserted Island
Chelsea says:
I need to take a 10-minute cigarette break,fast!
Chelsea says:
mealion dollar smile
Chelsea says:
mealli vanilli
Chelsea says:
Revenge of the Dinnerds
Michelle says:
Thrown me Dinnerf ball
Chelsea says:
Dinner-ve of this lady!
Michelle says:
Dinnervous thief dropped the bag and ran
Chelsea says:
When did you lunch your website?
Michelle says:
You deserve a good lunch in the face for that one, friend
Chelsea says:
What? Sorry, I'm doing deep lunches right now in prep for my yoga class
Michelle says:
I had a lunch you were a fitness freak
Chelsea says:
Beer is my main coors
Michelle says:
Do you workout at Brunch or Equinox?
Michelle says:
Meal Armstrong
Chelsea says:
Dinn Rather
Michelle says:
Saints and Dinners
Chelsea says:
Reese Wither-spoons
Michelle says:
fork off, I did that yesterday
Michelle says:
Get a knife, for real
Chelsea says:
You're puns are so plate out
Michelle says:
Don't get saucer with me!
Chelsea says:
You're way off course
Chelsea says:
I now pronounce you: man and knife
Michelle says:
I work for a cup-ple of assholes
Michelle says:
I goblet my lunch down in like 2 seconds
Chelsea says:
I know, me too, i was saladating all over it like a dog
Michelle says:
Listen, if I put on some weight, sorbet it
Chelsea says:
yeah, plate it cool
Michelle says:
Don't dessert me now, friend, I knead your sup-port
Chelsea says:
spoon enough, you'll learn to love yourself
Michelle says:
I could use a nice, long nap-kin. I'm beat like a pound of red meat.
Chelsea says:
Eggs-actly what I was thinking. You really know how to ham-dle your business.
Chelsea says:
Who's your nap of kin?
Chelsea says:
Meat the Parents
Chelsea says:
Ladle by ladle, I am really growing to chair-ish these talks
Chelsea says:
Though I yearn to take a long wok


A COUPLE PUNS FOR PUNS SAKE:

It's all water punder the bridge

Pun in the oven

Holiday In Pun-a-Rise

Chelsea and Michelle's Seventh Annual Holiday Pun Festival of Awesome Puns:

Michelle: Wreath Witherthpoon
Chelsea: Wreathest Link
Michelle: Wreathing the Benefits
Michellesays:
Wreathes Peethes
Chelsea: Merry Tyler Moore
Michelle: Jesus Christmas
Michelle: Holly Atcha Later
Chelsea: Roof Deck the halls with boughs of holly
Michelle: Anchors Away in a Manger
Michelle: Nativity Americans
Michelle: Candy Cane and Able
Chelsea: Elves Presley
Chelsea: The band Sliegher
Michelle: Santa Claused Me to Pee Myself
Michelle: I Santa you the package of-a spaghetti
Chelsea: Stocking the sh-elves
Michelle: Elf-deprecating
Chelsea: Elf-confident etc etc
Michelle: I sleigh me.
Chelsea: Note to Elf...
Michellesays: Grow!
Chelsea: ??
Michellesays: They're tiny
Michelle: We're on a ca-roll
Chelsea: In England: Egg Snog
Chelsea: Xmas Carol Burnett
Michelle: Judy Garland (boo)
Chelsea: Irish Pointsetta
Michelle: Pointsietta yourself down and listen to my tale
Chelsea: I need to clip my mistle-toenails

Geese Is the Bird

With thanks to Chelsea and Curtis.

Oh, Poor Pun Site....We Still Love You!!

Perhaps making some puns here would be better than simply creating "promotional materials" that complain about the lack of attention we have been giving this site...hmm?




Well, in honor of Chelsea's one woman show ( and my poster) some theatre puns...

I'm starting to think that my posters are a little PLAYed-out.
Someone might think this is a little...STAGED.
I tried to get ahold of Michelle, but never got a CALLBACK.
I'm laughing so much my SIDES are CURTAIN!
Well, it's been a good RUN, now it's time for you guys to UPSTAGE me...

I'm not BLOCKING anyone from posting comments, so have pun!

Posted by [Drue]

Chelsea's show info:
FLOATING PALACE:
TONITE: Tuesday, DECEMBER 14 (8pm)
& also this Thursday, DECEMBER 16 (10pm).
At Ars Nova (511 W. 54th St. btwn. 10th and 11th Ave.).
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